July 2012
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edwarnd: i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out of their...
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mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars
me: cant do it
me: not today
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it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
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WatchWatch
clearly-misunderst0od: NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO….. NONONONONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO…..OH NO NO NO NO 
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Whooo!
I am one follower away from 69 xD I’m so immature.
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
thisismestandingup: betafishsmackdown: Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
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